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11th March 2014

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2 men, a cow, and jello. These are the wacky, yet key, ingredients to the most bizarre video-stew of 2014. You seriously will not believe it until you watch this very odd local news segment. Condolences to the cow.



http://telly.com/1I05YOM



Sometimes your food just isn’t dead yet, or so it seems. This nasty recipe comes straight from the sea to your plate. It appears that the fisherman didn’t actually kill this little critter. But upon further inspection, and as shocking as it is to look at, it is actually dead but the sodium creates a reaction that makes the slimy alien move around.



http://telly.com/1HZ3Z56



Local news stations make their living by going on-the-scene to deliver the latest tidbit. Unfortunately for crackerjack KTVU reporter, Heather Holmes, her on-screen performance made the news…in an unfortunate turn of events, her leaky nose made a “tasty” appearance…



http://telly.com/1I0691Q



Nothing funny about this…some lowlife @$$hole buried a baby alive in the ground. Fortunately, the baby was found just in time. So far, no leads on who the culprit was. Here’s the shocking video…



http://telly.com/1HYJN06


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You’ve Never Seen Automobiles Do It Quite Like This

6th March 2014

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The automobile. It can be as sexy as any woman, as powerful as any beast of burden, and bloody expensive! That’s why this Ferrari is getting some much needed attention at the car wash. But look closely, all is not as it seems!



http://telly.com/1HVO55F



At 36,000 horsepower, clocking in at 375mph and with 3 jet engines, this “monster” truck is a serious contender for the biggest bad@$$ on the road. Legend says that if you rest this truck on its back it’ll fly you to the moon! If that doesn’t impress the lady, then you’re impressing the wrong lady.



http://telly.com/1HUYZBG



The (Hazmat) Highway To Hell. Quite literally, there is no song more appropriate for this video. This poor tanker truck must have opened the depths of hell after it crashed because these flames don’t ever seem to die down. So kick back, relax, and watch the spawn of satan UNLEASH itself for over 4 minutes in all its fiery glory. #TeamSatan



http://telly.com/1HXZM4E



Back to the Future is definitely one of the best films of all time. It’s an excellent balance of comedy, drama, love, and silly technology. But “silly technology” no more because this video demonstrates what going 88mph exactly will do in the real world. Jumpin’ jiggawatts, this is the greatest peel out of all time!



http://telly.com/1HVOX5U


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Videos That Define ‘Stupidity’ For All Mankind

20th February 2014

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Stupidity. It exists in all of us, this cannot be denied. Maybe you carry on a conversation with yourself? Did you try to cut your juicy steak with the handle instead of the blade? Or maybe you mistook your milk for orange juice and poured it all over your Cap’n Crunch? In any case, humans are instinctively stupid and here are some recent examples…

There are people who do dumb things but they kind of know it’s stupid and it’ll get a reaction. But THIS. THIS next example is pure stupidity. If he wasn’t shoveling snow alone I’d say he’s just being funny in front of the camera. Luckily, he’s just this stupid…

http://telly.com/1HR0X9B



According to the title of this video, “You’ll Never See More Stupidity Crammed Into 2 Minutes.” For the record, this statement is 100% accurate. Please watch this video and do not repeat what these idiots do. But feel free to point and laugh. And cry. Humanity is doomed.



http://telly.com/1HR051O



Predictably, men do ridiculously stupid things to impress girls. This poor, forever-alone soul thought his best chance at a pretty lady was to entertain TWO pretty ladies and increase his chances. The math adds up, he’s on to something. But then there’s that, “both of you hit me in the face” thing that kind of affects your chances. Hopefully, when he wakes up from his knuckle-sleep-sandwich he’ll get a kiss out of pity?



http://telly.com/1HR03A2



And finally, the epitome of stupidity…but still one of the most funny skits ever!



http://telly.com/1HV4AGO

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